Talking joke guy coming home late work sheep

Text	Joke: A guy is coming home late from work with a sheep under his arm and he creeps up the steps a slowly goes into the bedroom which is dark. His wife stirs from sleeping, and says what the hel are you doing? He says, "Ohh damn that's the pig I have sex with when you're asleep." She says, "What are you talking about you idiot that's not a pig, that's a sheep!" He turns to her a shouts, "I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!!"

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Joke:

A guy is coming home late from work with a sheep under his arm and he creeps up the steps a slowly goes into the bedroom which is dark. His wife stirs from sleeping, and says what the hel are you doing? He says, "Ohh damn that's the pig I have sex with when you're asleep."

She says, "What are you talking about you idiot that's not a pig, that's a sheep!"

He turns to her a shouts, "I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!!"

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