Joke: A person comes home late with a sheep under their arm and, when their wife corrects them that it's a sheep, not a pig, replies "I wasn't talking to you!".
Battuta: Una persona rientra a casa tardi con una pecora sottobraccio e, sentendosi dire dalla moglie che non è un maiale ma una pecora, risponde "Non stavo parlando con te!".
| Text | Joke: A guy is coming home late from work with a sheep under his arm and he creeps up the steps a slowly goes into the bedroom which is dark. His wife stirs from sleeping, and says what the hel are you doing? He says, "Ohh damn that's the pig I have sex with when you're asleep." She says, "What are you talking about you idiot that's not a pig, that's a sheep!" He turns to her a shouts, "I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!!" |
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